(Guest post by Mary Jane Hathaway)
Hello!
I’m so excited to be talking about my new book, “Pride, Prejudice and Cheese
Grits”!
Wait,
did the blogger reader count just slip? I think I heard the sound of hundreds
of people quietly clicking past this post. But why, dear ones?? It’s historical
and it’s about the Civil War and it’s funny. What can go wrong?
I
hear a brave soul in the back yelling out something about that title… I can’t
quite catch it…
Blasphemy? How can cheese grits, that so
lowly of the Southern dishes, possibly occur in the same title with Austen’s
wit and genius?
Oh. I see. Well, let me explain.
Like
some girls who love romance and historical writing, I am beyond obsessed with
Jane Austen. Obsession is for amateurs.
Napoleon was obsessed with Josephine.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear for that girl whose name nobody can
recall.
None
of those ended well because they were
merely obsessed. (Okay, also a bit nutso, to be honest.) Austen fans sprint
past obsession and head for the kind of clarity that comes from dedicating
one’s entire life to the cause of all
things Jane.
So, once we’ve established that point of
reference, you can start to see how everything relates back to Jane. What Jane
Austen thought of eating less than two courses at meal times. What Jane Austen
thought of when to wear white. What Jane thought about refusing offers of
marriage in a dignified way. (Maybe that last one doesn’t come into play much
for a lot of us. *sob*) But still, Jane becomes a guiding force in our lives.
We whisper her best lines when we’re too mad
to make up our own vicious come-backs. We put down that handful of frosted
flakes and pick up a blushing red apple. We take time out from the endless
e-mail and Twitter and facebook to arrange some flowers because that’s what Jane would do.
As I started writing this book, I had a firm idea
of my heroine and my hero and my cast of characters and my plot. It was mine,
mine, mine! I giddily wrote scene after scene that made me laugh or
cry or glare. (I’m one of those writers that makes HERSELF laugh or cry, even
re-reading it. I’m pretty easy that way.)
So,
it was a little annoying to have Jane’s best lines running on a loop in the
background of my mind. I fought it mightily, drowned it with noise, and doused
it with scads of NYT bestselling historical thrillers that made no sense and
were completely inaccurate.
My
brilliant heroine, a Civil War historian from a town named Flea Bite Creek, was
good enough, right? Who needed Austen to muddy it up?
Nope.
She
was still there. Sometimes arching a brow, sometimes hiding behind a book, but
mostly laughing at me.
So,
I started to write each chapter by getting my Jane quote out of my head and
onto the page. I wanted hero and heroine to have a great big nasty fight? “I
could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.”
Natch!
I needed the villain to be fooling the entire
world with his smarminess? “Mr. Wickham
is blessed with such happy manners as may ensure his making friends- whether he
may be equally capable of retaining them is less certain.”
How
about our heroine seeing the injustice in the world and not letting it pass
without a comment? “My dear Lizzy, do not
give way to such feelings as these. They will ruin your happiness.”
And
on it went until we’d finally reached the end of our tale of the heart, set in
Southern academia, with our hero realizing that his hopes were not dashed,
after all. “It taught me to hope,” said
he, “as I had scarcely ever allowed myself to hope before.”
Wonderful! The book was finished!! I promptly
removed all the Austen quotes and set about editing it. Polishing and cutting
and slicing and dicing. Ow. Owie. YOW. But it had to be done. Now it was a
nicely sized novel, 300 pages, fun to read and ready to be submitted.
But it was missing something. I fiddled and
rearranged and sulked and grumped.
The book was no good. Not without Jane. Not
without her subtle (and sometimes not-so-subtle) wit and sense of irony.
Certainly not without her as a compass for my story, when I use her as a
compass for my living.
So back in she went. And from there I heard
from dozens of agents, scores of editors and a handful of publishers that this
book would never sell.
Too weird. (Cheese
grits? What is that exactly? Nobody loves Southern culture, they said.)
Too complicated.
(Nobody can follow Civil War history, a fight for antebellum mansions, a family
drama, a mystery, a crime, and a romance all at once, they said.)
Too boring. (Nobody
reads about academics, they said. Academics are boring. They live in their own
little world, surrounded by imaginary and real-but-dead people.)
Too quiet. (Nobody wants to read about people
who love Austen when they can read about a hot female bail bondsman in love
with two even hotter men. Unless I could put some of that in the book? they
asked. I actually laughed at that because some day, somewhere, maybe there will
be a Jane Austen/ Stephanie Plum mash-up which will sell like hotcakes. But I
think that’s a bit more than I can pull off.)
And that’s when I
stopped listening. I love Southern culture! I love mysteries and crimes and
romances and family drama and Civil War history! I love academia and professors and
universities and memories of those all-night pizza parties when you’re a
freshman and gain forty pounds because your mother isn’t there to tell you to
eat something green and Twinkies aren’t breakfast food.. (Oh, maybe that was
just me? *cough, cough*)
And mostly, I love Austen. I love Pride and Prejudice. I’m beyond ‘love it’ all
the way into the ‘I think I would have to marry this book if it wasn’t illegal’.
So, that’s the story of how ‘Pride, Prejudice
and Cheese Grits’ came to be written, and rejected, and resurrected by the good
folks at Amazon. Bless their little hearts, letting us digitize any random
thing! Yee-haw, my friends, that means more books about subjects we love
without all the naught bits!
I hope you enjoy my little slice of Austen
mania. The next book in the series, ‘Emma, Mr. Knightley, and Chili-Slaw Dogs’
will be coming out in May 2013.
Until then, my sweets, stand tall in whatever
particular form of genius (not craziness, NOT!) your historical literature obsession brings you!
BIO: Mary Jane Hathaway is the pen name of an
award-nominated writer who spends the majority of her literary energy on
subjects un-related to Jane Austen. A homeschooling mother of six young
children who rarely wear shoes, she’s madly in love with a man who has never
read Pride and Prejudice. She holds degrees in Religious Studies and
Theoretical Linguistics, and has a Jane Austen quote on the back of her van. She
can be reached on facebook at her regular author page of Virginia Carmichael
(which is another pen name, because she’s just that cool).
Book blurb: Shelby Roswell is a history professor on the fast track to tenure
until her new book is crushed in a review by the famous historian, Ransom
Fielding. She struggles to regain her momentum only to discover that Fielding
has taken a visiting professorship at her college. The place that was once a
refuge from the poverty of her past is now a battlefield of Civil War
proportions.
Ransom is still struggling with his role in his wife’s accidental death six
years ago and was hoping a year at Shelby’s small college would be a respite
from the reminders back home. He never bargained for falling in love with the
one woman who would give anything to make him leave. Together Shelby and Ransom
learn that home is never very far away, and when you least expect it, love arrives.
With a cast of Civil War re-enactors, an evil wedding planner, antebellum
mansions, and several mysterious diaries, 'Pride, Prejudice and Cheese Grits'
will take you on a touching and hilarious ride through a modern South you
haven't seen before.
Mary Jane Hathaway, aka Virginia Carmichael, is generously giving away a copy of her ebook to one lucky commenter. You can increase your odds of winning if you like her book on its
Amazon page or if you subscribe to this blog, or share this post on twitter or facebook. Winner will be announced Monday Jan 21 at noon EST
Good luck!